Choking On Laughter by ~HeartbeatStatic on deviantART

Choking On Laughter by ~HeartbeatStatic on deviantART:

"I'm watching it all I'm watching it all fade Into the depth It's never coming back I'm catching it all I'm catching it all carefully In cold hands It's never coming back I'm crying it all I'm crying it all out Away from dreams It's never coming back I'm breathing it all I'm breathing it all in Into heavy lungs It's never coming back And I'm Watching Catching Crying Breathing And I'm choking On the laughter Breaking down the silence I stole the sledge hammers I tore down that wall I'm going to rebuild it I'm making a new home A place where I can be happy For once in my life I'm counting the stairs up Not adding my thirteenth I'm going to die here In a peaceful mind I'm choking on my laughter And I'm tearing down my walls."

"Subject: Dear Tide I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people"

"Blessed Palm Sunday and

Happy Easter to you all... with LOVE"

HONESTLY..

u slipped my mind and actually

I haven't been looking past the days

which left our mother in heaven

where we can no longer make this our many

holidays of praise to worship..palm sunday

never goes past our love for what was the most

amazement of strength..power and unselfishness

what we are living for...who died on the Cross..

NEXT WEEK..WE WILL

Celebrate our first

holiday of the season w/out mother

Easter...Let ur spirit be with God

on this day and here after...

forever,,,miss you..love you..

sheila..muah!!!!!

IDIOSYCRASIES/gendar

I am what touched ur heart...

the soul u tore apart

where the street comes together..

through ghettos rain

what left the wind..

to claim me as ur bond & close proximeter

what lays through guns and roses ..

the slash of ur name

written upon my closer.. remains a

silence mart er..

2 breech a contract..the sensor..

to detect a contact of interest

still..moments when shadows

WEARIN me..time remembered a

character..

where hips, thighs bridge it's gap...

between..the here

& now of past TENSE..2 fill what was

a cup of chocolate..

what sees better

days and culture pudding..

looking like Topeka..instead of midnight

mocha..or molasses...

what grins..

smiles ..sending a message..saying

this is what u missed out on..

through taking a vacation in those

prison walls...u dysec what can't b there..

dreams once certain..a playground for a G

HURTING..where gender HOLD NO freeDOM..

though the heart..willing..

where life didn't impress any feelings

or thoughts of living like I'm

ur king..the master key 2 being love..

bwt u , becomes , just the ride

around the block and backk..

holding on .. no losing track..

what made a black man wanna hump..

be flourished by a big butt

and a smile..with a price to pay for

rubbing it right..

touching ones heart

reminds me...this is what u lost...

nahhh i don't think so..coz..i

gained what no woman have ever returned ..

a new addition..a child

..god's reward..and u can't get no better than that..

it's all natural & in the flesh

wearing like me...lookin like me..go with ur

old skool pranks..

LIFE..folds like a brand new

shirt ..right of out ur wardrobe..waiting to b...

worn out..and then..u let it go

gota replacement..while u stay playin cowboys 2 girls..

i don't look back.. like tomorrow's world u wear..

feelin me

..but sees a brand

new..out of the ghetto..and in2 the arms..

wearing ur name..only..doesn't mean

I AM in LOVE..feel memories of u...

wearing melodies of her..

totally different from

what performs...a LADY.....

it is what it is..taken me back..

for no reason

whatsoever....what's

over ..finish..done with..carry it back

leaves..no good..moves on..act like

u know..living like ya don't..Confucius say..

Syonira..be out!!!!

CREATE..Sheila...

GOTTA ADMIT THIS

IT'S A DEDICATION TO U..LR..

TOOK U BACK A WAYS..BUT

KNOW..IT WAS DONE IS GOOD TASTE..

BlackMenToday - FOR THE LOVE OF OUR BLACK BROTHAS IN THE WORK FORCE..

ROB D'ANGELO

NIGEL WRIGHT

HAROLD REID TERENCE TAKYI

BlackMenToday - BlackPlanet.com: "Terance TakyiAge: 25Occupation: Institutional Sales RepresentativeHometown: Brooklyn, New YorkTerrance was born in Brooklyn, New York in 1984 to a mother from North Carolina and a father from Ghana, West Africa. He was raised in NC and eventually attended UNC-Greensboro. Today, he is currently in NYC working at JP Morgan. Read BioHarold ReidAge: 28Occupation: Public Relations SpecialistHometown: New JerseyHarold is a public relations specialist for financial services at Thomson Reuters. His role is to provide global support for the various business units that fall under the financial expertise of the organization. He is a member of the Public Relations Society of America. Read BioNigel WrightAge: 23Occupation: National Advertising Sales CoordinatorHometown: Harlem, New YorkNigel was born and raised in Harlem, New York. His interests include playing b-ball, watching sports and relaxation! He currently holds a B.A degree from Penn State University and works for TV One, LLC. Read BioRob D'AngeloAge: 36Occupation: CEO of TangoWithMe Ent/FilmmakerHometown: Bronx, New YorkRob was born in the Bronx and raised in Harlem. At a young age, he discovered a love for filmmaking and decided to pursue it. A jack of many trades, he also sings, writes music, hosts & produces TV shows and manages talent through his company, TangoWithMe Entertainment. Read Bio"

THE TRUTH HURTS...BEST POEM IN THE WORLD

I was shocked,

confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp-- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought Was rotting away in hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. 'And why is everyone so quiet, So somber - give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you.' JUDGE NOT!! Remember....Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car. And a church is NOT a museum of saints but a hospital for sinners Every saint has a PAST... Every sinner has a FUTURE! Now it's your turn.... Share this poem."

A TUNE 2 SHAKESPEARE..RHASODY IN THE RAIN........

I become a

chariot..what leaves the evening

breeze2 invite..hold what is free..

where my drama speaks..

only the beginning of what greets..

a tangling web of intrige..

where I give emotional

bliss..ur arms makes it's way all

through hearts pumpin..kneels shaking..

tenticles are extremely blatant..

I rip the floor up..dress my contoure UP..

erupt..dance my shoes off..

get completely in the buff..knowing it's

my show I control..the body motion..

electrical..where chemistry meets it' crowd

laced in tonic & a twist of

LONG ISLAND ICE..the potion liquor..

the rage in thundar..the close Tribeca..

NEW YORK CITY..where I rumble..

shake my booty..lose my identity

what serves my guest..the mass appeal..

get w/the program..where cold brew..chicken

fingers & a salad bar..calling itself..

HELP ur self 2 it's house party..

where there's no pain of existence..

so whatcomes to dinner..

blends in caliber..2 raise a riot of him..

the storm 2 perform..Larger than Life..meets of..

skin sensation..grabbing ..2 rub her sexual..

the beat is thumpin..

the body humping..where ur souls meet..

grinding..the thickness is obvious..fits the criteria..

in proportion..grips..slipped right in2 u..

the close encounters of a dance ..made to offer romance..

an element of season met..while I pretend 2

be a symphony in motion..at

ROSELAND BALLROOM..

what's beneath areas..touching him..the master of

ceremonies & I..his melody..

what hurts me right in position...THE title of love..

Rhapsody in the rain...POET..in PASSION

knows no direction 2 LOVE..

where victims fall short on there way..to a dance..

in sequel 2..let's get it on..waiting..where my fantasy

still continues..so I dream..where are u!!!!!!...

Create..Sheila..soulja..PEACE

PTII..IT IS DONE!!!!!

"Paid for by Organizing for America, a project of the Democratic National Committee -- 430 South Capitol Street SE, Washington, D.C. 20003. This communication is not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee"

IT IS DONE...thank you!!!!!!!

"Sheila -- For the first time

in our nation's history, Congress has passed

comprehensive health care reform. America waited a hundred

years and fought for decades to reach this moment.

Tonight, thanks to you,

we are finally here. Consider the staggering scope of

what you have just accomplished: Because of you,

every American will finally be

guaranteed high quality, affordable health care coverage. Every American

will be covered under

the toughest patient protections in history. Arbitrary premium hikes,

insurance cancellations, and

discrimination against

pre-existing conditions will

now be gone forever. And we'll finally

start reducing the cost of care --

creating millions of jobs, preventing families and businesses

from plunging into

bankruptcy, and removing

over a trillion dollars of debt

from the backs of our children. But the victory that matters

most tonight

goes beyond the laws and far

past the numbers. It is the peace of mind enjoyed by

every American, no longer

one injury or illness away

from catastrophe. It is the workers and entrepreneurs

who are now freed to pursue

their slice of the American dream

without fear of losing coverage

or facing a crippling bill. And it is the immeasurable joy

of families in every part of

this great nation, living happier,

healthier lives together

because they can finally receive

the vital care they need. This is what change looks like. My gratitude tonight is profound.

I am thankful for those in past

generations

whose heroic efforts brought

this great goal within reach

for our times.

I am thankful for the members

of Congress

whose months of effort

and brave votes

made it possible to take this

final step. But most of all,

I am thankful for you."

UNBIDING LOVE..THE ALTER..

I am ur

platform..which

kept hopes & dreams

solid..what stands

beside family support..

what takes all and everything

noted, a document

that makes it worthwhile..

final..through the rain.. the cold..

in good times..as well as bad ..

where hearts gather..

where u and I have solely met...

where eyes capture

ur body sense...where..

lips compress ur substance,

where..

ur heart leans on comfortness..

what breathes my

inner science..the formula

of want...what combine's..

a chemical balance..

becomes a match made

in heaven..

as I stand before u..

a song outta rhyme

& reason..u saved this woman...

saw a future in LOVE..

touched my soul..

keepin it real ...

as I closed the door of name

in birth only...

I come wholeheartly...

u embrace me..being single..

proudly..I wear ur initials..

except ur hand in marriage...

so help me..

GOD

Mr Ramel Middleton..

I love you

IN THE NAME OF Jesus..Amen

Written by..Create

Ms S Jordan..

(mother of the bride.)

Facebook | Jimi Izrael: Misogyny and Me

Create..in the NEW BROOKLYN

BACKGROUND..CONEY ISLAND

Facebook Jimi Izrael: Misogyny and Me:

THIS IS MY REPLY2...

c*)*s "This comes through

my personal as the template of criticism, discrimination...

I hold no discretion or demeaning vocals...to tamper with book

knowledge on the matter of oppression..

theories and observation..

what challenges ... bold.. cutwrenching..

fowl..language..

whats use to the term.... degrading...hostile...

breaking down the penal codes...

damaged humanities on any level of BLACK!!.. chemically speaking'Bitches' hoes..contrete .. whats solid in our text, a house hold name can't b justifiable..yet..

it's syllables still reads.. DO ur thang..Brotha..

in any ass spect..u already have win..

what understands..what

had 2 adapt...

to know thyself..b truth... how else can u b described...elementary...

DAWG..whof.. point taken..now..

were even....WOMAN..the roar..."

Peace..I am love..Sheila..:)

MY THEORY ..WHEN OTIS LAUNCH A THOUSAND..TENDAR..MOMENTS

Facebook:

"When Otis Redding spoke the words..'

try a lil tenderness'.. I gave it some thought..from my ol'school prospective..she feels weary, but sometimes they do get weary..wearing that same old shabby dress..BUT.. u relate as a symbol .meaning..right 2 b..the occasion met..wither I b 'a

penniless hag'....how u see me..feelin unworthy..u tried a lil tendeness..

God's philosophy.. all she needed..love...Thats What I AM..

SAYING...THOUGHT I MENTION..

PEACE...CREATE

THE MARK OF WALMART..BLACKISM STIRS UP A CUSTOMER..NERVE!!

"Finance Black people must leave, NJ Walmart announcer says - Yahoo! Finance: 'Virginia Tinsley, of Washington Township, N.J., answers a question Wednesday, March 17, 2010, outside a Wal Mart store in Washington Township, N.J., where she and others complained Sunday about comments that came over the store's public address system. Wal-Mart officials are reviewing security tapes after an announcement was made for 'all black people' to leave the southern New Jersey store. Shortly before 7 p.m. Sunday, a male voice came over the public-address"

the BLACK

HATING SPINSTER..

if & when,,ur adressed

Black..in a store..with

access 2a mic..call it what it is

the company has a problen with

telling what don't really wanna

be about & as always..were

suppose 2 be left..The darkside

..without

speculation or even knowing

it's racism..hearsay!!!..who

but..we are solely against

becoming whats so

obvious in the eyes and ears

of discretion..so this

mockery still continues

to creep on

brillance, us..where OUR

focus remains 2 SEE the

hypocricies or

shall I say...blind man's bluff of

ignorance..

pullin stunts,behind closed doors

scared of BLACK..

THE TRUTH..

never learns

what their all about..

a Nigga hater..

Wanna2

DO without..

shopping..like any other

HUMAN being..can't stand

the idea..were liberated

able to be free..in any

place of business..at anytime

anywhere..we Damn pleaseeee!!!!!

ain't that a bitch..

I keep saying..

u never miss yo well..until

the water saves u

from being drained..shackled..

held

against yo'will

them limbs..where white

was handling

BLACK 's..u keep believing..

i'll keep listening

and it's the same OL'

Bullshit..different day..

WAL-MART ..

I DECLARE WAR..on

RACISM..

find ur voice..OR

u lost a consumer..you

noticed ..I said..

YOURS'

Create...

Sheila T Jordan

10 Black Beauties | Women's History Month '10 | Photos | Lifestyle | BET.com

Ms JOSEPHINE BAKER

Ms NINA SIMONE DIANE CAROL Ms first black "CATWOMAN"

EARTHA KITT Ms CICELY TYSON Ms Bad Mama JAMMA GRACE..the.OCTOPUSSY JONES Ms Coffee herself PAM GRIER

Ms none other

than

THE HORNE..LENA

My GIRL..

I actually had the pleasure

to meet her at a reading

in my church..where she was a guest

speaker..reading ..her Poetry..back in the 80s she met my mother and I..where

my mom..gave her a poem

she wrote..we never heard anything back

well..thats show bizzz 4ya..thanks anyway

Ms..RUBY DEE

Ms DOROTHY DANDRIGE

10 Black Beauties Women's History Month '10 Photos Lifestyle BET.com: 10 MOST BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN 1 of 10 w\o/m\e/n\of/c\o/l\o/r Celebrate Women's History"

Beauty

shapes it's own

weight in golden moments

as well as new &

improved

we dare not eliminate

growth in cycles

of maternity

where birth's risin..

stars goes

down in history..

what shimmers..wakes

the industry..emulates

class, charismatic

energy..from

the tabloids..calling

us..the images of

long awaited

tributes..the skin of

mighty structure

soft..feminine..

BEAUTFUL..

where Skin holds

nothing 2 ..

radience,,charm &

DIGNITY..

Worn..I M VERY

HONORED

These LADIES ARE..

my future

of the here & now..

Sista's of

Hollywood

GOD

BLESS THEM

ALL

Create..Sheila T Jordan

RALLY IN SUPPORT OF BLACK & LATINO WOMEN - NYC - Essence.com

RALLY IN SUPPORT OF BLACK & LATINO WOMEN - NYC - Essence.com: by The Phenomenal Women Group, Inc. Send Message View Events Event DetailsTime: March 17, 2010 from 6pm to 8pm Location: 42nd Street NYC Street: West 42nd Street between 7th & 8th Avenues City/Town: New York , NY Website or Map:"

))))((((

MY WORDS...

WE ARE STRONGER..

in substance

wiser...w/circumstance

prouder w/obedience

educated w/smart sense

noble..2 stand counted

intelligent..powerful..

determined 2

obligate what's left

out of dignity & respect

the core of our beings

not recorgnized..

the COLORS of

meaning..

DECORATIVE..

in public..TAKE NOTICE

this day..

WOMEN...

BLACK & LATINO..

by Create..

Sheila T Jordan

A NOTE: from HOWARD ELY// POETRY.COM..(2003)..memories

DEAR SHEILA...

ever so often..as our editors review the poems that been presented..

our..Editor's Choice AWARD, they personally select a few poems they

believe would have a wonderfully expressive quality..if read by an

professional reader..Your Editor has suggested that you become one

of 33 poets whose artistry will be recorded professionally as a special part

of a new CD..poetry collection..THE SOUND OF POETRY..

I am writting to get your permission to include your poem

( Cast A shy Shadow)

in this highly acclaimed & internationally distributed three album collection

scheduled to be released four weeks after we recieve all permissions...

THE SOUND OF POETRY ..released as a 33-track,three albumCD set

(one track for each poet)

features an inspiring introduction as a prelude to the selected artistry,

as well as a brief commentary about each featured poem and poet captivating

Baroque music forms the background to the spoken words...

sheila..

ur artistry will not be recorded without ur permission..if u agree to have your

poem included in..The Sound of Poetry..simply make any corrections needed...

HERE IT GOES..

MY WORK..THE 2003 AWARD FOR POETRY...

TITLED

CAST A SHY SHADOW..one of my first ..ever

trying to be a poet..I entered..trying to win..>> Cash...

Dip the skies..

in2 deep dark chocolate people..

the tastiest flavor on earth..

commending all whose been

expose to the beauty..the culture..

endurance of..thee..

wonder if there's anymore left..

to save for later..Sistah's...

when the vintage wine brings the

meal all together..I'm in2 my

blackness..

only 2 whined up being left empty.

until..I cast the shy shadow

of a hershey...sweet as they wanna

b..my brothas....

peace..Create..(Sheila)

HAD TO BRING BACK MEMORIES..WHEN

I became poetry..the calm..document..successful..

adequitly what I never knew would find me..in

my personal..u got 2b..THE POET IN ME..

CHOCOLATE..Deep..love u..motivation!!!!!!!!all

my brothas of Poetry..in the clubs..NYC...BOWERY..

SF..

Wordsongs..

JOC..WARNER>PHILLY,WASHINGTON DC..>CRUSH WATER GROOVE

ATLANTA..Ga..SIGNA..POETRY..Afrikan poet

society of JAMAICA Queens..DR.DEAS..Professor of psychology.spoke at my son's

Graduation/2000..YORK College..OF THE CITY OF new york..and

NYORCIAN poetry club...I..thank u..

Congratulations

BLACK PLANET

AS we drift..

we see ourselves what been the outcry..

the history worth

looking in 2 years ..the stories

which drove our hearts 2 beating a drum..

culture with a black prospective

founding what was lost..meet as a new

life experience..networking..black own

businesses..celebrities sharing

throughout the years..

keeping us updated,..from personal gain

news that covered education..

love and spiritual

gathering in the name of GOD..

music..entertainment..

entrepuenuership

from government..Victory in

the white house...O B A M A..

2 the KING of P O P ..MICHAEL'S JACKSON's

sudden announced on

June 25..2009..

from sad times to good..

from Love meeting..became poetry..

marriage..comes together with eyes

looking..to admire..

feeling him/her..ur now a proposal..

another happy moment for bp..

Samuel Bailey's oldie..b/goodie

gatherings for bp peeps holding it down..

still to this day gets better everything year..

commentaries..bulletins on the current

happenings

in our areas..when u need

a friend badly..u write..sing or dance

if u an actor..a Lawyer..or a DOC..

Black planet has been the Icon of Afro Americans..

calling what we can now officially say

WE GOT OUR OWN THANG ..WE GOT IT..

Personally; am the beginning

of blackplanet..and i remember

there were people who made choices to become

more than a chatroom fling or

waiting for my prince charming to arrive

I was about the activities..the groups..

music..entering a field of corporate means

finding what was the concepts of

entering a world can bring ..

I met some..went out on dates..had a good time

even came across some with nothing

in common w/me ..but it was an Online

first..for so many Blacks...to this day

It's still got a lot 2 say..

some have left..some came back..

like myself..the only instant

gratification..is believing

all things do come in time..IF

U need to express LOVE & HAPPINESS

though..it's not promised..

a bouguet of roses..it'a all up to the individual

and how...BLACK..looks back at

the solutions

GODBLESS U..THANKS

for 'LISTENING..

Create..

Sheila T Jordan