WANNA FUNNY 4 TODAY

ok..it s like this...a man marries a female..they b together 4 years..he comes as a smooth operator..looking good..smelling like ol' spice..he whines his QUEEN B.. woes her as his accent makes her drool..she thinks he's from another country.. with a British origin..fine and fancy..a brotha with no education or credentials 2 display..his Ukrainian passport..so despite all the love he's been giving..the diamond rings he's been buying..the hairpieces..the eye makeup...clothes..on her back..the case became an show with issues..the name..DIVORCE COURT..which was broadcast today at 1:30 on fox five in NYC..the title of this comedy made for TV.. was the most hilarious performance in the history of con artistry..you see..the playa was on..sick leave..he played her as his European Black king..ONLY 2 discover after 7 years of marriage..he confessed to her..he wasn't UK at all..instead.. hewas a homeboy..strictly from the hood of Brooklyn..by way of Jamaica Queens NY.. the sistah was had..her mouth split in all kinds of dialect..she started acting him out..by this time ..i was da floor..sides hurting..where i started crying.. buckets of tears..the judge LYNN TOLER..SHE WAS TOO THROUGH WITH HIS ASS..after all he did..the nigga had the nerve to b..the one who brought charges against her in the first place..well let me tellya what this JUDGE TOLER DID..she not only gave the woman her respect and honor back..but..all the money he was asking for the rings..he wanted back..but the hand that served him lovely..while he was sitting on his ass..with no position..while she was paying 2 take care of him..he has to give her a everything liable...that means in the judge's term..all the time he put in2 her living expenses..children..and..are ya ready4 this..anger management for slapping her down..just because..she made him mad..the results..for pretending to be something he was not..he owned her thousands of dollars..with no sense or pocket change..lolol..just thought i mention..he was from QUEENS ORIGINALLY..AIN'T THAT A BITCH..MADE ME FEEL FUCKED UP...all BROTHAS IN QUEENS ARE NOT TAKERS..SOME HAVE GAVE ME RESPECT AND LOVE..PLEASE DON'T GET IT TWISTED...HOPE IT WAS GOOD 2 YA..IN MY WORDS..LIKE IT IS 4 YA.._MONEY..THE MORAL TO THIS..BE YOURSELF..B4 U GET WHAT'S COMING 2YA..LOL..MADE MY DAY..GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY AND HE DON'T TOO MUCH MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN PRETTY..TATA 4NOW..THE JIG IS UP..payback is a bitch..GET A REAL JOB..COME AS U ARE..I'M NOT YO' BABY SITTER..YA DIG..CREATE

THE ECOLOGY FACTOR

The tree of life...a beauty to be hold..becomes the earth's survival..a breath of fresh air..the dawn of a new day..our world..earth..our home.. what grows to nurish..performs when the sun shines as our safety..we need to abind from the elements..create the methods of restoration..begin where life calls for help..what grieves when nature's leaves will wither..drops.. falls..die..will you become the antidote.. a cure to wear life rejuvenated.. rare and strong..we was given a paradise..land to continue wearing as our skin the dirt within our length of time predicted..the respitorial..the lungs.. the scent of smell..the taste to adquire..strong bill of health..i see a robin breast sitting in it's mother's nest..where home consoles the earth's music..shares it's harmony..sings the sound God makes..where we would stare..smile..feed the effects of hearing..one of his gifts we learned as beauty..nothing the Lord takes for granted ..like humans do..and in the event of living..can we afford 2 neglect our communities..our HUMAMITY..who he has witnessed for so many generations..will we remain steadfast..become the energy saved..allow ourselves to forget change..when you look at this tree..what does it mean 2 youre future the security blanket of strength in our system..when will u take life serious..stop living among your means to stay commercialized.. manufactured with heirloams..expensive commodities...instead of replacing life as 2 do process...the intentions to worship life to recycle..clean.. be4 the tide rises above your means 2 save our surface..b4 the water becomes your end b4 the storms begin..be4 your mind eliminates positive ideas..ignore whats getting worse..right in your mist..the tree is a message..it comes as your refuse..were all LIVING..one circle..with a hole..black as the night.. when sight wears no sun..your worth is accountable..your time is limited..the sparrow is crying..the heart is denying..what wasn't ask to b animal..mineral.. human being..blessed..this was a decision owned and operated as..the life of the land of the beautiful..home of the brave n battle..the times spent..at your risk. we live as a solemn word sworn in as capital..let's stop the careless whisper and open up a can of whip ass reminders..if you don't save the enviornment.. living on the edge of doubt and dumbness..your air has begun to increase disease..better stop living so selfish..change your ways of thinking..give bac to this cycle..what rotates at 360..suddenly gets tired..cuts all that supplies a race going broke..sick and dying..without a cure..telethons are still pleading..think..whatcha gonna do...get buzzzzzy PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE..STOP PLAYING GET moving>>>the branches of a tree represents Family..keep life living..keep love breathing..green shopping bags..relieve yourselves of plastics..it saves the air quality..PEACE..CREATE..Shayla... USE GREEN SHOPPING BAGS..NO PLASTICS BAGS OR CONTAINERS..

A DAY OF BLACK BEAUTY..WHAT REPRESENTS MOTHER..TIME AND EFFORT..DA ROCK IN HARD PLACES

From the beginning of your presence...what you've been faced with as a woman..as a young desire to be played with...then..as woman..with challenges..u b the Inquisitive one..2 relate..what i'm about..what looks so fine and fabulous..the golden skin with peppertone expressions..what shines..where a blemish disappears..as soon as your complexion meets with a brothas taste..you..2 mention..a tone that matches..like 2 souls with orgasms..da gaze..looks back...while the sun reflects off the moon light skies..heats 2perfection...although my deliberations were non-existent..like turmoil left tread winds..galloping out da pasture..with feet unnoticed ..a sneak in footprints..stares at curiosity...but u paid for mercy..u laid me down..i was tossed and turn..with no respect..taken..disrespects my own wills..mother was the Queen of her dynasty..the capital of unity..while her black strength held his body..against her black flesh..being owned..tampered with..you become demands...we love not..we gained our sweat and dirt from which u made out of us..become no love 4 me..the souls divided..the passion..the closure to become..one woman who u know as black..SLAVERY..her life as your equal additive.. no wife..JUST..your wealth in mind..wasn't powerful enough to emerge a symbol of soul..a sistah.. mating season where your comfort brought her children...2 hearts which completes love..but with her black man..the life of becoming husband and wife...a title mother wears...where she is his...property...hell no..but..a mother who will always be QUEEN 4 a day in a life...his ONE AND ONLY....CREATIVITY BORN..THE UNIVERSAL ASPECT..2 RESPECT YOUR SEED FAITH.. KNOW THIS...PEACE..CREATE

MOTHER'S DAY..THE ROSE/ PURPLE/ MOTHER'S ROYALTY

MOTHER'S AY ..WHAT COMES ONCE...LIKE YOU FAITH IN LIFE.. LIFE THE BIRTH OF BECOMING YOUR ROLE MODEL..YOUR ONE AND ONLY YOUR WASHCLOTH..YOUR TOOTHBRUSH...YOU BATH WATER..YOUR CLEAN SPIRIT AFTER THE SOUL HAS BEEN BLESSED IN YOUR HONOR..YOU CHILDLIKE INSTINCTS..YOUR AN IDOL OF LOVE..THE CALL TO WAIT ON..THE RESCUE AS DAYS GROW AND YOU BECOME THE ADULT..WHAT MADE U MEALS TO PREPARE..THE HUGS AND KISSES..THE TENDER MOMENTS..WHEN YOU FALL..WHERE YOU BECOME THE HEALER..TO MEND THAT BROKEN HEART...YES..WERE ALL THE ABOVE AND THEN SOME..A BREATH OF FRESH AIR...SHE GIVES ..MOTHER..GOD BLESS YOU ALL.. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY...2009.

MOMMA'S HANDS...BY MY MOM..ARTELIA JORDAN

GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS AND WONDERS 2 PERFORM..HE RIDES OUT ON THE OCEAN AND WALKS BACK ON THE DA STORM... ARTELIA JORDAN.... HERE..WE SEE HER ONCE AGAIN...WITH NOTES OF OLD SKOOL..THE PLAY..SHE REMEMBERS..(GRAMMAR SCHOOL) AT THAT..HUMM...AMAZING ..AT 97..HER MIND IS GOLDEN..I AM TRULY BLESSED BY HER THOUGHTS..I BRING YOU..THE INSPIRATION...WHAT I REPEAT AS HER..PERFORMER...HER DAUGHTER...SHEILA..CREATE..(ISIS) MY MOTHER WROTE THIS...I WILL CARRY ON...I WILL SAVE YOUR WORDS AS A SYMBOL OF PRESENT STATURE AND CHARM...WITH GRACE AND FORTITUDE..LOVE AND COMPASSIION...BY HIS NAME ..GOD ..I WAS GIFTED...KEEP YOUR INSPIRATION UNTIL MY LIFE CAN REST ASSURE..HE WILL SEE THAT WE...AS ONE IN THEORY...BREAKS DOWN WALLS AND CARRY THE STRENGTH AND INTEGRITY OF THE BODY AND BLOOD..THE SOUL THE EVERLASTING LYRIC..BESTOWED IN OUR MEMORY BANKS..FOR THE LOVE OF ORDER..LIBERTIES AMONG MAN..WOMAN..TO PROTECT AND GUIDE..OUR CIVIL DUTIES AS WISDOM..KNOWLEDGE AS KING..TO INHERIT WORDS FROM THE lORD..THY GOD PASSING IT DOWN MY FAMILY TREE..THE NATURE TO ENDURE..IN GOD WE TRUST..AMEN..CREATE

MY THOUGHTS/ TRANSPARENT..THE AFTER AFFECTS ..FRIDAYS SHOW

You wait among species ..you stand..allowed your own theses...your a crown of glory...a diamond in ruff places..whats on the edge...beams..where sight aims to dream verses..culture is a life form..success brings more 2 mention...i..Today.. was a tribute 2 days pass..meaning.. a poet on the land..where I'm signed ..you sealed me as your package deal..i am your interest..as time holds me 2 hours kept..I'm received with a clicking sound..thank you and all that..but..the soul has it's moments.when..i pause..i get full..become weak to my knees..suddenly wanted 2 lay me down leave words and testify ..how long it took 2 speak...i did..gave it my all..where i came in last.place..where i grieved for so long..the age within my realm..where i long 2 engaged in prize winning miracles..where i am the circular motion...wrapped in confusion..i disappear..vanished...only to reappear..i met with pain..the truth behind victory..the hard work and sacrifice of pleasing you..the battle of beating da opponent ass..what gets whipped..while thinking..the climax..the unfinished product..brought to you by..what was coming.. an act you never knew ever existed..so i bow down..once again..feel the last weeks comments...dry my eyes...elevate conscience..think about where that build of confidence repeats performance with a ruff pill..that gave me rest..when my corpuscle weighed my fate..like a drum left beating my head..over and over... shayla gave it one more performance...i thank you..... a 10^^^^^^^^^^..today..a week latter..wasn't finish..thought i mention..CREATE...SHAYLA...U KNOW

TRAIL PERIODS/ WHAT LOADS..AIMS & FIRES

2 Dignify a trail period..it legislates days..accompanies me..i travel with a mind theory..keeping my head up..my affiliates fore warned me...the trip is just one of many more 2 come inside of your testimonies..how many ..i don't know.. seen so many repeat performances at Canal street..the law binding adventure.. where your clothes reads who u are Gangland...(the massacare)..the bandana..BLUE.. a danger 2 societyat MCDonald eats...but you see a waste of time...in rage..innocent...you clear me as gunfire..what i'm being charged..2 interpid my moments worn guilty...tired..i become..the time left for a case in theory..finds you down and out of jury...here i go..when all the time ..your not a matter of which ..stands as truth..but leaves another misdemeanor in doubt...just one more in da box..the undercover cop comes..showing his badge..dumping on crimes..which took place in his honor..but kills the call to bare my innocence..selling a double homicide..what murders..hangs the client.. a case close in proximeter..favors a done deal by do primose..the bullets bite..no law biting citizen is capable in my defense....what becomes the noose..where results reveals..i get more time ..with no release..holds me 2 an insanity plead....continues to keep u locked away for 10years...felt it best for the world...a man and his mistakes are held responsible.. u either live to die..or die trying 2 live...it's where you belong..Rikers Correctional Facility..held in contempt..against your own will..i love ya Brotha WILLIAM MORROW..MY MAN'S LILbaby BROTHA...10 years 4 nothing..still slammed and shackled...that bullshit mantality...locking ya down SLAVERY..prisons are being built..and you call me..the release..freedom..i call you a pathetic contradiction..LIAR..where the cycle repeats itself..whats destinct in A BLACKman's case in court...at 100 Centre st..in Mahattan..NYC...MISS U MUCH..CREATE