Tuesday, May 6, 2008

I still wish I had sumpen' like you (first draft)

I try to stay eazy breezy like my san francisco sunset some like it hot some like it wet I like it with just a little bit of both I aint seen you since... I don't know when and I still miss you the most even though sometimes I cross your mind and you email me some hope here is a rope hang in there that's what you say with no words just actions and when you do speak it's like damn... confuscious mixed with a side of Huey P. splashed with a dash Miss Badu I'm doin' good now Atlantasmooth... how them southlands doin' you?

A NIGHT AT COMIX NY WITH SHANGISM

I was enjoying my days activities..looked on my pc...ask myself...what am i 2 expect...just another ordinary day...when all of a sudden..i recieved a note from a celebrity..name SHANG.on (bp). he does comedy....u might of heard of him....so as i looked in amazement...he wrote...hello..sheila...i like what your about..like your poem.on your page..i would love for you to come and join me...i'll be doing a show in ny..go to my website...check out my schedule...would love to meet you...come and see my act...u be da judge...want your comments...just say shang asked me to da show..leave your name at the door...i'll take care of the rest...well it's two weeks later...met so many people behind meeting him that night..Shang is a perfect gentleman...cool as da breeze in2 spring..entering summer..funny as hell...we hit it off...like we've been friends forever...when i took da picture to my job...they all thought we were related..u see..that's how your people think ..when your yella skins comes 2gether...were all related...lol..the girls went crazy..now i'm a celebrity's friend..now i'm somebody..with connections...not...i'm just a friend ...went out...show was over...he asked if i wanted to go to his other show...i said..what other show...u got another??..he replied..go.check it out..i'll make sure you get home safe..i like your style sistah..your as crazy as me...but i declined..gotta go 2 work tomorrow..he said and i quote..i got a job 4 ya right here...hand out my flyers for nothing..i'll pay ya more...lol...just kiddin...sheila...i have a show coming up in june..at carolines...want ya to come bring some family..friends ..ya know... make a name for yourself..being my guest...read..i said ..u tricked me..i'm not prepared..yes ur..he responded...well..as you all know..i didn't get da chance to flow..but...the night was wonderful..the food was very good...the man was fabulous..check his skit...on bp..he made sure i was taking care of ..got home at 1:00 am..rode with the bouncer..Will..he was cool for days...asked if i knew Shang long...i laughed..lol....replied...yeah...thats our little secrets readers...the next show is June 20-22...try to make it ..if your in NY...don't miss him..chow 4 now..Create

his next skit will b on obama...politically correcting da system..from bush is asshole..hate his ass 2 obama is a brotha..let's call da dogs out..wipe that germ..right outta of da white house...use your mind..he (bush) hasn't been doing my people right...soldiers dead..wife..mothers..son...daughters losing families....u got da idea..b ready 4 da truth..

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