WANNA FUNNY 4 TODAY

ok..it s like this...a man marries a female..they b together 4 years..he comes as a smooth operator..looking good..smelling like ol' spice..he whines his QUEEN B.. woes her as his accent makes her drool..she thinks he's from another country.. with a British origin..fine and fancy..a brotha with no education or credentials 2 display..his Ukrainian passport..so despite all the love he's been giving..the diamond rings he's been buying..the hairpieces..the eye makeup...clothes..on her back..the case became an show with issues..the name..DIVORCE COURT..which was broadcast today at 1:30 on fox five in NYC..the title of this comedy made for TV.. was the most hilarious performance in the history of con artistry..you see..the playa was on..sick leave..he played her as his European Black king..ONLY 2 discover after 7 years of marriage..he confessed to her..he wasn't UK at all..instead.. hewas a homeboy..strictly from the hood of Brooklyn..by way of Jamaica Queens NY.. the sistah was had..her mouth split in all kinds of dialect..she started acting him out..by this time ..i was da floor..sides hurting..where i started crying.. buckets of tears..the judge LYNN TOLER..SHE WAS TOO THROUGH WITH HIS ASS..after all he did..the nigga had the nerve to b..the one who brought charges against her in the first place..well let me tellya what this JUDGE TOLER DID..she not only gave the woman her respect and honor back..but..all the money he was asking for the rings..he wanted back..but the hand that served him lovely..while he was sitting on his ass..with no position..while she was paying 2 take care of him..he has to give her a everything liable...that means in the judge's term..all the time he put in2 her living expenses..children..and..are ya ready4 this..anger management for slapping her down..just because..she made him mad..the results..for pretending to be something he was not..he owned her thousands of dollars..with no sense or pocket change..lolol..just thought i mention..he was from QUEENS ORIGINALLY..AIN'T THAT A BITCH..MADE ME FEEL FUCKED UP...all BROTHAS IN QUEENS ARE NOT TAKERS..SOME HAVE GAVE ME RESPECT AND LOVE..PLEASE DON'T GET IT TWISTED...HOPE IT WAS GOOD 2 YA..IN MY WORDS..LIKE IT IS 4 YA.._MONEY..THE MORAL TO THIS..BE YOURSELF..B4 U GET WHAT'S COMING 2YA..LOL..MADE MY DAY..GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY AND HE DON'T TOO MUCH MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN PRETTY..TATA 4NOW..THE JIG IS UP..payback is a bitch..GET A REAL JOB..COME AS U ARE..I'M NOT YO' BABY SITTER..YA DIG..CREATE

THE ECOLOGY FACTOR

The tree of life...a beauty to be hold..becomes the earth's survival..a breath of fresh air..the dawn of a new day..our world..earth..our home.. what grows to nurish..performs when the sun shines as our safety..we need to abind from the elements..create the methods of restoration..begin where life calls for help..what grieves when nature's leaves will wither..drops.. falls..die..will you become the antidote.. a cure to wear life rejuvenated.. rare and strong..we was given a paradise..land to continue wearing as our skin the dirt within our length of time predicted..the respitorial..the lungs.. the scent of smell..the taste to adquire..strong bill of health..i see a robin breast sitting in it's mother's nest..where home consoles the earth's music..shares it's harmony..sings the sound God makes..where we would stare..smile..feed the effects of hearing..one of his gifts we learned as beauty..nothing the Lord takes for granted ..like humans do..and in the event of living..can we afford 2 neglect our communities..our HUMAMITY..who he has witnessed for so many generations..will we remain steadfast..become the energy saved..allow ourselves to forget change..when you look at this tree..what does it mean 2 youre future the security blanket of strength in our system..when will u take life serious..stop living among your means to stay commercialized.. manufactured with heirloams..expensive commodities...instead of replacing life as 2 do process...the intentions to worship life to recycle..clean.. be4 the tide rises above your means 2 save our surface..b4 the water becomes your end b4 the storms begin..be4 your mind eliminates positive ideas..ignore whats getting worse..right in your mist..the tree is a message..it comes as your refuse..were all LIVING..one circle..with a hole..black as the night.. when sight wears no sun..your worth is accountable..your time is limited..the sparrow is crying..the heart is denying..what wasn't ask to b animal..mineral.. human being..blessed..this was a decision owned and operated as..the life of the land of the beautiful..home of the brave n battle..the times spent..at your risk. we live as a solemn word sworn in as capital..let's stop the careless whisper and open up a can of whip ass reminders..if you don't save the enviornment.. living on the edge of doubt and dumbness..your air has begun to increase disease..better stop living so selfish..change your ways of thinking..give bac to this cycle..what rotates at 360..suddenly gets tired..cuts all that supplies a race going broke..sick and dying..without a cure..telethons are still pleading..think..whatcha gonna do...get buzzzzzy PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE..STOP PLAYING GET moving>>>the branches of a tree represents Family..keep life living..keep love breathing..green shopping bags..relieve yourselves of plastics..it saves the air quality..PEACE..CREATE..Shayla... USE GREEN SHOPPING BAGS..NO PLASTICS BAGS OR CONTAINERS..