WANNA FUNNY 4 TODAY

ok..it s like this...a man marries a female..they b together 4 years..he comes as a smooth operator..looking good..smelling like ol' spice..he whines his QUEEN B.. woes her as his accent makes her drool..she thinks he's from another country.. with a British origin..fine and fancy..a brotha with no education or credentials 2 display..his Ukrainian passport..so despite all the love he's been giving..the diamond rings he's been buying..the hairpieces..the eye makeup...clothes..on her back..the case became an show with issues..the name..DIVORCE COURT..which was broadcast today at 1:30 on fox five in NYC..the title of this comedy made for TV.. was the most hilarious performance in the history of con artistry..you see..the playa was on..sick leave..he played her as his European Black king..ONLY 2 discover after 7 years of marriage..he confessed to her..he wasn't UK at all..instead.. hewas a homeboy..strictly from the hood of Brooklyn..by way of Jamaica Queens NY.. the sistah was had..her mouth split in all kinds of dialect..she started acting him out..by this time ..i was da floor..sides hurting..where i started crying.. buckets of tears..the judge LYNN TOLER..SHE WAS TOO THROUGH WITH HIS ASS..after all he did..the nigga had the nerve to b..the one who brought charges against her in the first place..well let me tellya what this JUDGE TOLER DID..she not only gave the woman her respect and honor back..but..all the money he was asking for the rings..he wanted back..but the hand that served him lovely..while he was sitting on his ass..with no position..while she was paying 2 take care of him..he has to give her a everything liable...that means in the judge's term..all the time he put in2 her living expenses..children..and..are ya ready4 this..anger management for slapping her down..just because..she made him mad..the results..for pretending to be something he was not..he owned her thousands of dollars..with no sense or pocket change..lolol..just thought i mention..he was from QUEENS ORIGINALLY..AIN'T THAT A BITCH..MADE ME FEEL FUCKED UP...all BROTHAS IN QUEENS ARE NOT TAKERS..SOME HAVE GAVE ME RESPECT AND LOVE..PLEASE DON'T GET IT TWISTED...HOPE IT WAS GOOD 2 YA..IN MY WORDS..LIKE IT IS 4 YA.._MONEY..THE MORAL TO THIS..BE YOURSELF..B4 U GET WHAT'S COMING 2YA..LOL..MADE MY DAY..GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY AND HE DON'T TOO MUCH MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN PRETTY..TATA 4NOW..THE JIG IS UP..payback is a bitch..GET A REAL JOB..COME AS U ARE..I'M NOT YO' BABY SITTER..YA DIG..CREATE