"The economy is so bad that
I got a pre-declined
credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger
at McDonalds and
the kid behind the counter asked,
'Can you afford fries with that?' CEO's are now
playing miniature
golf. The economy is so bad if the bank returns
your check marked'Insufficient Funds,'
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading
higher than GM. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills
fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was
caught sneaking into Mexico ...
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off
25 Congressmen."
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