Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Urban Dictionary: sheila

YEAH..!!!!!!.>
WHAT THE HELL..
WHERE DO THEY GET THIS STUFF
my comment:
this is astounding..never knew
a name could vurtuously
become a story read.. wow!!!! Sheila generally refers to an australian girl. Sheilas still believe haircuts
from the 80´s are sexy. With a tendency to show alot of their sagging breats, sheilas will always be found with a beer in one hand
and a ciggarette in the other. The only time when you will find a sheila without
any of the 2 possesions mentioned above is when their alcoholic 4th husband has bashed
them because of sculling the last beer or smoking the last ciggarette, and they are on the
floor licking up whats left of the beer or trying to
sticky tape the broken ciggie back togther.
Sheilas always curse asians and wear
too much make up(usually to cover their black eyes). These girls have kids at 16.... as soon as they become eligible for the governments
´baby scheme´ where $3000 is awarded to new mums for encouragement,
as australia has a population issue. Found in pubs at around 9:00am or centrelink/
welfare offices(standard opening time for both venues) sheilas are fond of kareoke and will not hesitate in
sexual intercourse with a minor. Shelias are very malnutritioned and in the
mornings look
very similar to ´gollum´ from lord of the rings.
Sheilas speak very slang
australian english to
accomodate their under-privellged brains....
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blah.blah..blah..blah..
**My verse>c{{^_}}?**
Now..if u think for
one moment
all sheilas ARE BORN
SLOW..
wasting time..loooking
like ..moms mably
from o;Ol'skool
black vaudeville days..
letting her self go
listen..
ur sadly mistaken
I am my most valuable
assets..
the Queen of hearts
met..the JEWEL of the Nile
drenched..in tears of
liquid radience..She shines like the
flow of substance..the GOLD
wore..24kt..HOT
lava..melting all
who becomes the entrance
to her heart..
But
handles u on pins and needles
captures the thrill of
positive verse and poetic
appeal
the nature 2 roar when
the time is necessary
lift every audience member
listening
sheila takes them home
thinking..
I can feel her presence
her Elements..her
charm..what breaks it down
from the time she
speaks..until there is..
no more WORDS..
left
2 IDENTIFY..
(POETRY)..australia
get a grip..
MY NAME SPELLS
MOTHER'S CHOICE IN
THE MAKINGS OF
"CREATIVITY"
urban..
I think not..BLACK..
A DIFFERENCE OF
OPINION..urs..
takes 2 step back..
OUT the CIRCLE
of cypher
WHERE..ur
not welcomed..
Sheila T Jordan

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