"Ponderisms...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods
until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way
to make sure you are removing a weed and not a
valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost
around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder
these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like
they used to?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its behind.'
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when
you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
Why doesn't glue stick to
the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me
your email address? Hahahaha!
From: 'Edana
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